Here I am in Southern Thailand
and I said it ‘was okay.
every man and his car was friendly
and wanted to know a summary
about me and my relationships…

What relationship? I barked back
with a southern Thai accent
that I managed
to do very, very well.

They said to me, don’t speak
southern Thai, it’s not polite.
But it’s so easy and you laugh
I just couldn’t help but start.

And the Thai dream is white skin
down here they always talk about
and ask me do I like black? (skin)
of course I reply it’s delicious!

how strange they feel:
the farang loves dark skin
they tell me black is dirty
very, very dirty.

you’ve got no idea
I certainly think!
Black skin is beautiful
and your girls are Angelic.